Friday, January 27, 2006

Always Remember Forever

This meme will never end, will it?

Always Remember:

Even if selling you out means compromising the secret identity you've worked so hard to protect for years and years. Even if revealing your identity puts Karen herself in mortal danger. Even if you and she were lovers who nearly married years ago. Even if Karen herself is already dead, savagely killed by your most ruthless arch-enemy:

KAREN PAGE WILL SELL YOU OUT FOR ONE MORE FIX.

I can't wait to see the post that finally kills this meme.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Crossovers I Want To See, #1

The Thing and Ted Grant, Wildcat:


Only in my version of the team-up, Ben and Ted wouldn't even waste any time fighting vampire tribesmen, and they certainly wouldn't go to Carnegie Hall. Instead, they'd go to a pool hall, toss back some beers, and smoke some stogies (natch). Then when the bar closed, they'd head back to the Baxter Building and call up some pals (Beast, Nick Fury, Daredevil, etc.) to play some poker. Other things I'd want to work in:
  • Daredevil and Wildcat talking about boxing (maybe even sparring a little bit in the ring)
  • Wildcat ogling Marvel superheroines (Thundra, She-Hulk) and getting tossed around for it
  • Ben and Ted talking about fighting Nazis back in WWII
  • Ted trying to give Ben a lift on his Cat-Cycle
OK, I'll stop now. Ed might ban me from the blog if I get any geekier with my fan-fiction fantasies. Of course, I still haven't even discussed the sequel where Ben visits Ted over in the DCU...

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Talk About Foreshadowing

So I'm slogging through Essential Daredevil, Volume 3 (man, are these comics dull) when this sequence caught my eye:


"Coke date"? Noooooo! Don't you know where that will lead, Karen?


Oh, Karen, you insecure, attention-starved junkie, you.

So for all of you (myself included) who thought Frank "The Tank" Miller was pulling Karen's drug addiction out of thin air in his "Born Again" storyline, think again. (I wonder if these means I should start scouring old Batman comics looking for textual support for that "I'm the goddamn Batman!" line?)

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Monday, January 23, 2006

I Can't Stop

Always Remember:


Damn you, Dorian; this is addicting!

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Always Remember:


Even when he's supposed to be planning the invasion of Pekopon. Even when he knows it'll get him into trouble with Giroro. Even when it means that he has to spend every last yen that he earned with his blood, sweat, and tears doing his chores. Even when it means that Natsumi will abuse him and call him "Stupid Frog!" Even when he says that he's your friend and won't do bad things.

KERORO LOVES GUNDAM.

(With a tip of the hat to Dorian for starting this whole fun fad.)

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

How To Talk Sexy On The Internet

"I want to poop back and forth.

"I'll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. Forever."
From Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)

Or, in IM shorthand:
)) <> ((

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Manga Panels That Make Me Laugh


It's probably not as funny out-of-context, but this sequence made me laugh out loud when I read it last night. Which was both good and bad. Good, because a hearty laugh is always pleasant. Bad, because the outburst woke up my daughter, who I'd spent almost an hour getting to sleep.

More info and opinions on Genshiken can be found from Johanna, David, and Chris (scroll down to the fourth manga Chris reviews in that post). (For the record, I side more with David and Chris on the book.)

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Amazing Sexist-Man

The first time Spider-Man met Spider-Woman, things were a little awkward:

Spidey sounds a little bit like Spider-Pimp there. "Yeah, you fill out that spandex real nice. I'm sure you'll go far in this biz. Although you might have to wait a couple decades until there are visionaries who can truly ... maximize your assets."

I love Spider-Woman's reaction in that panel: She's completely caught off guard by Spidey's unenlightened attitude. "You can remove that hand right now, you sexist pig."

And it's not bad enough that Spidey acts all condescending towards Spider-Woman; he has to make matters worse by planting a patronizing kiss on her forehead:

"It's been fun, Toots, but I gotta blow!" It's probably a good thing Spidey left when he did: Judging from her expression, Spider-Woman looks like she's ready to blast him. I wonder if she ever confronted him about what an ass he was when they first met. "Hey, Spidey, can you believe my looks were good enough to get me into the Avengers? (You sexist ass...)"

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Monday, January 09, 2006

The Icky Sticky Spider

Some have insinuated that the only reason anyone would be fond of the original Spider-Woman series was because of all the times the heroine found herself tied up. That's unfair. In addition to the bondage, there was also bukkake:

The in-story explanation for this creepy cover is that a scientist who discovered he had a fatal skin condition (killer acne?) experimented on himself and ended up as Marvel's version of Clayface. He then decided he'd had enough of the stuffy scientist lifestyle and became a swingin' Lothario. Only he found he was unable to control his skin when he was with a woman too long and grew overly excited:

"I can't hold it, anymore!" How in the heck did this ever get approved by the Comics Code Authority?

And if you're thinking that this story only looks as bad as it does because it's in black-and-white, it's even more disturbing in color.

Poor Jessica Drew. Even before Bendis got a hold of you, you suffered at the hands of your creators.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

A few things to look at that aren't here.

So, you've clicked in, and now I'm sending you away again. Such as it is with the linkblogging game.

I know apologies for not posting, and not posting a certain type of content are lame, but work, home, health and various other things are kicking my ass, something compounded further by the distractions stemming from a pile of books ten deep and my cable system's addition of Turner Classic Movies to its lineup.

• More Bryan Lee O'Malley love

The always-lovely David P. Welsh interviews O'Malley in the lastest Flipped column at Comic World News. Forget for a minute that both men are completely charming in the interview--what I dig the most is how there's not much in the way of hype in it. That kind of thing is absolutely refreshing, and makes for an engaging read--it treats the interview as a product, and not just a marketing tool for another product.

• Always thinking big at the beginning of a year.

There's something about taking the old calendar down and putting up the new one that gets people all future-minded, as well as thinking about "the state of things." Heidi links the hell out of another round of the mainstream discussion, prompted by comments from Tom Spurgeon. I liked Neilalien's summation, too, particularly his "Neilalien missed the memo: everyone but him seems to now think that showing cool characters/celebs (instead of just 40-year-old virgins and Kevin Smith monologuists) reading comics (and not just superhero comics) in movies (not superhero movies) the way they show cool characters smoking cigarettes (hooking many teens per day) is an (one) impossibly dumb idea (among thousands that could surely only help)" comment.

The whole thing is going to trickle down yet again and get even more convoluted and messy, with tons of specious arguments coming from all perspectives--that's the nature of things. It's something I'll probably come back to at some point (he types, omitting the fact that he's not posting much of anything lately), particularly in light of some of the This Will Save Comics proclamations that get invariably get bandied about when things like this are discussed. I think the short and obvious answer, though, is that whether or not "comics" "need" "saving," there isn't One Perfect Solution--things are to complex for that.

This whole dialogue may be a sign of things to come, which could be a good or a bad thing. Even if the repetitive discussion of the same topics starts to feel more old hat the longer we're involved and invested in discussing the medium, I don't think it has to be a bad thing--particularly if it helps critics and fans challenge, support, or recreate their positions and the positions of others. At the very least, some people are promising new focuses for 2006:
Actually, that's why I wanted to talk about these lists. There's so much fracturing in comics right now, with the only things that we can all agree on being sort of horrible. I'm going to try very hard this year to open a dialogue about comics that engages the medium as a whole, rather than being 'about manga' or 'about superheroes'. I tried that a little this year, last time was talking about young OEL creators showing their influences, and that went interestingly. I dunno. I think it's a great big medium and there's good in all of it. There's crap too, and I know how you love for me to point it out.

Anyway, here's hoping that 2006 brings out the best in all of us and the medium we love, rather than just being full of doom and gloom and stupidity. Let's demand that our art be smart and our entertainment be entertaining, and let's not just keep buying things because we're not bright enough to think of anything else to do, alright?

I mean, dear lord, when Chris Butcher comes across as the shiny optimist, you know 2006 will be at least somewhat interesting.

On a related note, Steven Grant starts off this year's Permanent Damage run with a giant bang:
Most independent publishers, excluding self-publishers, break down into two groups: those that want to be Marvel or DC, and those that don't want to be Marvel or DC. The former group are the ones who've bought into the myth that market presence=market success, and the way to achieve market presence is to put out a lot of different comics. The latter group are the ones who base their publishing decisions on what Marvel or DC wouldn't do. Virtually no independent publisher projects a viable independent self-image, nor do many demonstrate a coherent game plan with their publishing. Market presence doesn't mean pumping out a lot of books, especially when most of those books are half-assed, derivative or empty. It means projecting an identity that suggests dependability to customers. The right kind of dependability.

Which may be what the industry needs more than ever in 2006: publishers with "dependable" output who aren't Marvel or DC.

We're really far too complacent an industry on far too many levels, and we have no right to be. Comics still have the potential to be great, but they're never going to be great simply because we say they are or because we want them to be. They're never going to be great by being a vast ocean of ugly, barely literate tripe. Sure, there are great comics out there now, but on average they're really pretty bad. We need the average dramatically lifted.

It was hard picking out what, exactly, to pull-quote, because the whole thing is well-written and food for thought.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!



Hope everyone is having a great new year so far!

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